How to Ride an Elevator
How to Feel Like Shit
How to Find Love
How to Be Fat
How to Be Thin
How to Feel Sorry For Yourself
How to Be Confident
How to Fail
How to Get the Job
How to Shatter Shame
How to See the Truth Behind the Truth
How to End Your Life
How to Remain Unhealed
Why Having It All Is Not
How to Get Over Your Addiction to the Past
How to Be a Good Mental Patient
How to Make Yourself Uncomfortable (And Why You Should)
How to Finish Your Drink
How to Hold On To Your Dream or Maybe Not
How to Identify Love by Knowing What It's Not
How to Live Unhappily Ever After
How to Feel Less Regret
How to Stop Being Afraid of Your Anger
How to Be Sick
How to Lose Someone You Love
How to Let a Child Die
How to Change the World by Yourself
This is Why
"If you meet somebody and they love you when you are your true, awful, not-ready yet, boring, not cool enough, not handsome enough, not pretty enough, too fat, too poor self? And if you love them back so much it makes you calm? And they have flaws and you do not mind a single one of them?
That means you get yourself to the church and you pull one of those priests out of bed and you have him cast one of those wedding spells on you. If you're gay and this happens, you just might have to rent a car first and drive to one of the states that operates a few hours ahead.
Because if you found that, you found it."
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"It was uncomfortable.
It was only uncomfortable.
And I didn't like being uncomfortable.
Feeling like you cannot stand one more minute doesn't mean you can't. You can, actually.
It's incredibly easy to stop smoking. And it's horrifically uncomfortable. Then not quite horrifically uncomfortable. Then it's damn uncomfortable. Then it's uncomfortable. Then it's not as uncomfortable as it was at first. Then it's not so bad. And then you don't smoke anymore. And you don't miss it."
How to Feel Like Shit
How to Find Love
How to Be Fat
How to Be Thin
How to Feel Sorry For Yourself
How to Be Confident
How to Fail
How to Get the Job
How to Shatter Shame
How to See the Truth Behind the Truth
How to End Your Life
How to Remain Unhealed
Why Having It All Is Not
How to Get Over Your Addiction to the Past
How to Be a Good Mental Patient
How to Make Yourself Uncomfortable (And Why You Should)
How to Finish Your Drink
How to Hold On To Your Dream or Maybe Not
How to Identify Love by Knowing What It's Not
How to Live Unhappily Ever After
How to Feel Less Regret
How to Stop Being Afraid of Your Anger
How to Be Sick
How to Lose Someone You Love
How to Let a Child Die
How to Change the World by Yourself
This is Why
"If you meet somebody and they love you when you are your true, awful, not-ready yet, boring, not cool enough, not handsome enough, not pretty enough, too fat, too poor self? And if you love them back so much it makes you calm? And they have flaws and you do not mind a single one of them?
That means you get yourself to the church and you pull one of those priests out of bed and you have him cast one of those wedding spells on you. If you're gay and this happens, you just might have to rent a car first and drive to one of the states that operates a few hours ahead.
Because if you found that, you found it."
---
"It was uncomfortable.
It was only uncomfortable.
And I didn't like being uncomfortable.
Feeling like you cannot stand one more minute doesn't mean you can't. You can, actually.
It's incredibly easy to stop smoking. And it's horrifically uncomfortable. Then not quite horrifically uncomfortable. Then it's damn uncomfortable. Then it's uncomfortable. Then it's not as uncomfortable as it was at first. Then it's not so bad. And then you don't smoke anymore. And you don't miss it."