Tig (affectionately named by her brother as a child) was born in Jackson, MS and raised by her single mother in Pass Christian, MS. During hot summer days, her artistic and free-spirited mother would feed the children all three meals at once, then hose down their diapered bodies in highchairs to cut back on cooking and cleaning, leaving more time for her to paint donkeys on the outside of their house. The family eventually moved to Texas, where they gained a new father who provided structure and alas…a house with no donkeys painted on the walls.

While serving time in a Texas high school, Tig failed three grades by entertaining classmates rather than entertaining the notion of a successful academic career. She decided to drop out of school in 9th grade at the tender age of 43 and move to Denver, CO., where she worked briefly in the music industry before moving to LA to lodge herself firmly into the always fun and always easy world of comedy.

Secrets
(Please do not share this information with anyone)
  • Lucky number is 88
  • My best friend was voted wittiest in high school
  • 75% of the time you’ll find my car radio on country and all of my tires flat
  • Influential/favorite comedians: Laura Kightlinger, Brian Regan, Paula Poundstone, Mitch Hedberg, Jon Dore, Sarah Silverman, Maria Bamford, Zach Galifianakis, Dana Gould
  • Past jobs include: pizza delivery, child care, music promotion, barista, natural food store, assistant for Xena:Warrior Princess

 
 
 
 

APRIL 13, 2013

 

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"The early World Wide Web - Web 1.0 - was all about information.  It was a way for people to find pieces of data more easily than ever before. But Web 2.0 is something different.  It's about collaboration rather than information.  It's about networking, sharing, organizing, reaching out to one another. 

Our government today is still in 1.0 mode. You can go to SF311.org and get information about trash pickup, road work, streetlight repair. You can go to the Web sites of different government departments and download documents, applications, reports. But we haven't yet reached Government 2.0 - the collaboration stage, in which businesses and social networks are operating today. That's the stage we have to get to in order to innovate our way out of this mess:  We have to engage the collective wisdom of people outside of government, rather than just relying, as we always have, on those who work within the monolith." 
 
 
Give me your hands
Show me the door
I cannot stand
To wait anymore
Somebody said
Be what you'll be
We could be old and cold and dead on the sea

But I love you more than words can say
I can't count the reasons I should stay

Give me some rope
Tie me to dream
Give me the hope to run out of steam
Somebody said it can be here
We could be roped up, tied up, dead in a year

I can't count the reasons I should stay
One by one they all just fade away

I'm tied to the wait and sees
I'm tired of that part of me
That makes up a perfect lie
To keep us between
But hours turn into days
So watch what you throw away
And be here to recognize
There's another way

Give me some rope
Tie me to dream
Give me the hope to run out of steam
Somebody said it can be here
We could be roped up, tied up, dead in a year

But I love you more than words can say
I can't count the reasons I should stay
One by one they all just fade away
But I love you more than words can say

The 88
the88.net
 
 

Killed  Bin Laden!
 
 
"And given the critical role played by tool use in human evolution,...we must understand technology as natural and sacred, not alien and profane."

"...understand technology as a public good - a way to achieve broadly agreed upon societal goals, whether for improved health or cleaner air."

"Humans have long been cocreators of the environment they inhabit. Any proposal to fix environmental problems by turning it away from technology risks worsening them by attempting to deny the ongoing coevolution of humans and nature."

"The solution to the unintended consequences of modernity is, and has always been, more modernity - just as the solution to the unintended consequences of our technologies has always been more technology. The Y2K computer bug was fixed by better computer programming, not by going back to typewriters. The ozone-hole crisis was averted, not by an end to air-conditioning, but rather by more advanced, less environmentally harmful technologies."

"Would we like a planet with wild primates, old-growth forests, a living ocean, and modest rather than extreme temperature increases? Of course we would...Only continued modernization and technological innovation can make such a world possible."
 
 
Whatever, Dre, just let it run
Aiyyo, turn the beat up a little bit
Aiyyo, this song is for anyone, fuck it
Just shut up and listen, aiyyo

I sit back with this pack of Zig Zags and this bag
Of this weed it gives me the shit needed to be
The most meanest MC on this, on this Earth
And since birth I’ve been cursed with this curse to just curse

And just blurt this berserk and bizarre shit that works
And it sells and it helps in itself to relieve
All this tension dispensin’ these sentences
Getting’ this stress that’s been eatin’ me recently off of this chest

And I rest again peacefully
But at least have the decency in you
To leave me alone when you freaks see me out
In the streets when I’m eatin’ or feedin’ my daughter
To not come and speak to me

I don’t know you and no
I don’t owe you a motherfuckin’ thing
I’m not Mr. N’Sync, I’m not what your friends think
I’m not Mr. Friendly, I can be a prick
If you tempt me, my tank is on empty

No patience is in me and if you offend me
I’m liftin’ you 10 feet in the air
I don’t care who is there and who saw me destroy you

Go, call you a lawyer, file you a lawsuit
I’ll smile in the courtroom and buy you a wardrobe
I’m tired of all you
I don’t mean to be mean
But that’s all I can be is just me

And I am, whatever you say I am
If I wasn’t then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news everyday I am
Radio won’t even play my jam

Sometimes I just feel like my father, I hate to be bothered
With all of this nonsense, it’s constant
And, “Oh, it’s his lyrical content, the song
‘Guilty Conscience’ has gotten such rotten responses”

And all of this controversy circles me
And it seems like the media immediately
Points a finger at me
So I point one back at ‘em but not the index or pinkie
Or the ring or the thumb, it’s the one you put up

When you don’t give a fuck, when you won’t just put up
With the bullshit they pull ‘cause they full of shit too
When a dude’s getting’ bullied and shoots up his school
And they blame it on Marilyn and the heroin

Where were the parents at? And look where it’s at
Middle America, now, it’s a tragedy
Now, it’s so sad to see, an upper class city
Havin’ this happenin’

Then attack Eminem ‘cause I rap this way
But I’m glad ‘cause they feed me the fuel that I need for the fire
To burn and it’s burnin’ and I have returned

And I am, whatever you say I am
If I wasn’t then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news everyday I am
Radio won’t even play my jam

‘Cause I am, whatever you say I am
If I wasn’t, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news everyday I am
I don’t know it’s just the way I am

I’m so sick and tired of bein’ admired
That I wish that I would just die or get fired
And dropped from my label and stop with the fables
I’m not gonna be able to top on “My Name Is”

And pigeon holed into some poppy sensation
To cop me rotation at rock ‘n’ roll stations
And I just do not got the patience
To deal with these cocky Caucasians who think
I’m some wigger who just tries to be black ‘cause I talk

With an accent and grab on my balls so they always keep askin’
The same fuckin’ questions
What school did I go to, what hood I grew up in?

The why, the who what when, the where and the how
‘Til I’m grabbin’ my hair and I’m tearin’ it out
‘Cause they drivin’ me crazy, I can’t take it
I’m racin’, I’m pacin’, I stand and I sit

And I’m thankful for every fan that I get
But I can’t take a shit in the bathroom
Without someone standin’ by it
No, I won’t sign your autograph
You can call me an asshole I’m glad

‘Cause I am whatever you say I am
If I wasn’t then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news everyday I am
Radio won’t even play my jam

Eminem