Lorne (Asian-Canadian Meth Dealer): You guys should be in a hospital, not driving to Buffalo in a snowstorm. Jack: Thank you for your input, Lorne, but Avery and I want our daughter to be born in America, so she can one day become President and declare war on Germany, like back when we were awesome. Lorne: You know, you remind me of my parents. Jack: I find that very hard to believe. Lorne: They were both really intense. They wanted me to grow up to be Prime Minister, so as a kid, I had to win the spelling bee. They made me memorize all 700 words in the Canadian dictionary. And then I had to go to law school. Jack: You went to law school? Lorne: For one day. I was just so tightly wound that I got kicked out for karate chopping my roommate. I know. I’m a stereotype – all guys from Quebec are good at karate. Jack: God. Lorne: Oh my God, where are my manners? Do you want to try meth? -- What are you doing? Jack: I’m quitting. I’m calling 911 and getting an ambulance to take us to the nearest hospital. Lorne: Actually, you dial 272 here. Jack: I will not do that.
(30 Rock, Season 5, Episode 14, "Double-Edged Sword")